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Dear Maryland Skeet Bandit

Dear Skeet Bandit & Your Loser Friends,

What if everyday when you left your home, someone grabbed your a$$? Undressed you? Gave what they perceive in their low class minds, a compliment? What if you were violated verbally and sometimes physically several times a day? Not that you do anything to “deserve” such attention, nor solicit daily commentary, but it happens anyway. No matter how much dignity and respect that you carry yourself with, there was just always some a$$hole standing around with nothing better to do except to reflect the self loathing he sees in himself. Really, what makes any of you, clowns, think that behavior is ok? Is there some unwritten rule that you can just put your hands on whomever you chose and she should take it as a compliment that you thought enough of her to do so? Or that you “paid her a compliment”!

Oh Skeet Bandit, you are priceless. Just the mere fact that you took the time not only think of that dumb shit, but you actually followed through. Actually taking the time to collect your jizz, put it in a container, travel to various locations, and spray your man juice in someone’s face! What the h-e-double hockey sticks? Where they do that at? Huh! And to think you were your father’s fastest sperm! What is the world coming to!

Was this some sort of demented opportunity at 15 minutes of celebrity? Do you really want to go to jail as THAT GUY? Well Boo Boo, YOU WIN!!! What do we have for you behind the door in Cell Block D: All the facials a man can want compliments of the big hairy dude in Cell Block D all OZ-like. Replete with the catcalls and all the verbal and physical violation that women everywhere deal with on a regular basis. My advice, make sure you have plenty of Visine and keep your mouth shut!

Truly,

Women Everywhere Who Would Like To Be Able To Roam About Freely Without Assholes Like You Being Disrespectful

P.S.

Get A Freaking Life Loser

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